At a glance
What it is: A fitted graphic tank top with bold WHOOPTY DOO lettering and black contrast neckline and armhole trim.
Made by: The Modern Alien, Holbrook, Arizona
Size: M, fitted with slight stretch. Chest 19 in, length 23 in.
Materials: Reclaimed fabric
Care: Handle handmade seams, artwork, and trims gently; follow any original care labels, with gentle cleaning and air drying
Availability: One of one. Once it sells it is gone.
Your outfit has officially run out of enthusiasm for small talk.
THE FILE
Meet WHOOPTY DOO, a one-of-a-kind creation from The Modern Alien. Designed for the human who thinks ordinary is a terrible dress code.
THE EVIDENCE
Graphic tank top with bold WHOOPTY DOO lettering, black contrast neckline and armhole trim, fitted silhouette and slight stretch.
THE MUTATION
Reclaimed fabric was reworked into a cheeky graphic tank.
FIT CHECK
Listed size: M. Measurements: Chest: 19 inches; length: 23 inches. Measurements are reproduced from the original listing; measurement method was not specified. Compare with a similar piece you own or ask for more details if needed.
HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD
Wear with loud pants or a mini skirt. The shirt already has the attitude covered.
HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER
Handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Small variations and traces of reclaimed materials' previous lives are part of the charm.
CARE
Handle handmade seams, artwork and trims gently. Follow any original care labels where applicable; gentle cleaning and air drying are safer defaults when material instructions are unavailable.
REPLICATION STATUS
ONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽
