{"product_id":"thats-what-she-said-upcycled-graphic-crop-hoodie","title":"That's What She Said Upcycled Crop Hoodie Painted Graphic Medium","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"rs-glance\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt a glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat it is: A pink and gray marled cropped hoodie with an Office-inspired front patch and hand-painted 'Oh Kelly Clarkson' artwork on the back.\u003cbr\u003eMade by: The Modern Alien, Holbrook, Arizona\u003cbr\u003eSize: M. Measurements not listed.\u003cbr\u003eCare: Wash gently in cold water when suitable for the original garment and details; air dry.\u003cbr\u003eAvailability: One of one. Once it sells it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hoodie with absolutely no indoor voice.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet That's What She Said: a one-of-a-kind reworked piece from The Modern Alien. No factory clones. No boring duplicates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePink-and-gray marled cropped hoodie with an Office-inspired front patch and hand-painted 'Oh Kelly Clarkson' artwork on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eListed size:\u003c\/strong\u003e M. Please check product photos and confirm measurements before purchasing; measurements are not currently listed here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn ordinary hoodie got cropped, patched, painted, and promoted to walking punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the listed size as a starting point. Fit can vary with reworked clothing; ask for garment measurements if you need a more precise fit check.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReworked by a human in Holbrook, Arizona. Small variations and signs of the garment's previous life are part of the story, not mass-produced perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHandle with care. Wash gently in cold water when suitable for the original garment and details; air dry. Extra care is recommended for fringe, paint, and reconstructed seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSHIPPING\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping options and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Modern Alien","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":51343847588079,"sku":"ALIEN-230-THA-M","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/0943\/5887\/files\/IMG_3769.jpg?v=1793234553","url":"https:\/\/shoprestatement.com\/products\/thats-what-she-said-upcycled-graphic-crop-hoodie","provider":"RE.STATEMENT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}